: And the ring of power has a will of its own. [Arthur turns and starts walking towards the hospital doors, but walks into the glass door]. Do I look like the sort of clown that could start a movement? What's that? : 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. You said she's your mother? Besides, Randall told me, you tried to fire a thirty-eight over him last week. Gary We are waiting. Before the show goes live, Arthur requests that Murray introduce him asJoker a reference to Murrays mockery. Can I help you, pal? It's part of my act. : I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. I am not a schemer. If they hadnt been looking for you, I couldve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. Do you want to tell it to me? Murray Franklin : Call the police, Gene, call the police. Murray. Comedy is subjective, Murray. If it was me dying on the sidewalk, youd walk right over me! : What's wrong with you. #DC#Joker2019#JokerJoker Talk Show Scene (HD)Joker Talk Show Scene (HD) Joker (2019) Scene: How about another joke, Murray? Murray Franklin You know what I am, Harvey? And you are beautiful. No, please. I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life. [Arthur's on the phone to Vaughn, after the gun that Randall had given for protection falls out of his pocket while he was entertaining at a children's hospital] But these guys? : Sure? : No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. You want to tell an amazing story one that resonates with your audience and delivers an impactful experience. A well-written script and a well-voiced telephony helps create the image of a reliable business while seizing the customers attention. Im in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. : After a long days work, I return home no later than 8 PM. Mark Hamill Reveals His Favorite Joker Monologue. Thomas Wayne Embed About Genius Annotation 1 contributor After threatening to blow up the hospital Harvey Dent is in to force everyone to evacuate, Joker sneaks into Harvey's room. Arthur Fleck : Although why not? [Original Monologue] My name is Yoshikage Kira. You must be Harvey's squeeze. : Arthur Fleck All right, so why were you fired? Let's see. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. [Chuckles] My life is nothing but a comedy. Ive got nothing left to loose - Nothing can hurt me anymore. Arthur Fleck : Youre telling us you killed those three young men on the subway? Even darkness must pass. And, depending on your needs, our sound experts are committed to producing top-tier audio inpost-productionby using the latest technology and industry best practices. Nobody's civil anymore. : *Laugh and go insane*. Social Worker Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. I know it seems strange! I'm Detective Garrity this is my partner, Detective Burke. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us theres more to them than meets the eye. Youre on a boat with the man your man could smell like. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. I've done some bad shit. Fleck. Let go of me! This condition of yours, The laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing? : : [Arthur is packing up his locker at the clown company], [Arthur honks the clown horn, tosses it aside, and walks off, but returns], [Arthur's on the phone to Vaughn, after the gun that Randall had given for protection falls out of his pocket while he was entertaining at a children's hospital], [Arthur goes to Wayne Manor where he sees young Bruce and does a clown rooting form before talking to him through the gates], [Alfred starts laughing, causing Arthur in anger to put his hand through the gates around Alfred's neck and starts to choke him]. I've proved my point! And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. Arthur waltzes out to applause, but the mood changes when he behaves lewdly, tells morbid jokes, confesses to the train murders, rants about how society abandons the downtrodden andmentally ill, and berates Murray for mocking him on the previous segment. Playing my video. I've demonstrated that even the sanest man alive can be driven to lunacy! For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollums cave, it waited. How does someone wind up in here? I dont like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? Arthur Fleck They don't. Were you following me today? Whether you have a commercial spot that needs just that right feel, a video game or an audiobook that needs dynamic and expressive actors, or medical narration that needs someone who can handle that oh-so-tricky pronunciation, weve got you covered. Arthur Fleck Your mother was delusional. I didn't realize it at the time, or even shortly after the time, but actually only recently, as I did an acting workshop using Shakesp. [pause] I am just the wrench in the gears. Detective Burke Murrays enthusiasm for Arthur quickly turns, and as he threatens to call the police, Arthur shoots him in the head on live television. I know it seems strange, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. Im always in bed by 11 PM, and I make it a point to get no less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Directed by Todd Phillips, Joker is a standalone film that's not connected to the ongoing DC Extended Universe, and is set in the 1980s when Bruce Wayne is still . You know, this is not a public forum. | Contact Us | Site Map | Privacy Policy Terms and Conditions | Cancellation and Rescheduling Policy | Website Design by Lounge Lizard. What's your name? [from trailer] Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Arthur Fleck I don't think you ever really hear me. My mother's name is Penny. Behind a desk. : Thomas Wayne : Joker: Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? I don't believe in anything. Thomas Wayne is my father. Like children, I suppose. I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! [from filmed stand-up performance] Comedy is subjective, isnt that what they say? This path brings him face-to-face with his alter-ego: the Joker. By. It's funny, when I was a little boy and told people I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. Have a script thats fun, unusual, challenging, or just very good? : I don't think you ever really hear me. Carl (Arkham Clerk) You don't listen, do you? Answer (1 of 8): The reason why is stated: the viewers wrote in and demanded he be brought on. Joker's Monologue in - "The Killing Joke" Wrote by Alan Moore So, I see you received the free ticket I sent you. The dancing didn't do the trick, you were just going to shoot yourself? I killed those guys because they were awful. : Sorry to bother you. Because how could the end be happy. Well, that's impossible. Arthur Fleck It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his fathers sword. Arthur Fleck I don't think you ever really listened to me. What's so funny? You should maybe come see a show sometime. [Arthur suddenly grabs the file and tries to take it off Carl]. Just go. Is this a joke to you? : someone was killed today because of what you did. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. what it led to. Recording and narrating audiobooks is one of the popular services at Edge Studio. Edge Studio is a full-service Voice Over production studio, and were here to help bring your vision to fruition. Have you seen what its like out there? What the fuck would you do that for? You're fired! Arthur Fleck Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Murray: Call the police, Gene, call the police. : I know now. Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! Yeah. Copyright: Attribution Non-Commercial (BY-NC) Available Formats To be somebody but themselves? I am a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. Thomas Wayne : Randall They think well just sit there and take it like good little boys, that we wont werewolf and go wild. Topical monologue jokes are written on news, current events, entertainment, and pop culture. All I have are negative thoughts. I'm a good guy. Hes cant understand why he wouldnt be and tahts why the final two lines are so important, play around with what emotion you want as this could be performed in a number of ways but You need a clear emotion and I recommend its different to how the rest of the monologue is performed. She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face. Arthur Fleck They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! Not everybody, and Ill tell you this, not everyone is awful. No, I don't believe any of that. Yeah, it doesn't seem fair, getting fired like that. Yeah, I mean, it's different each day, so I really like that. Joker "No.". I still owe you for that, don't I? : Maroni has plans. Arthur Fleck : Required fields are marked *. Murray Franklin Hoyt Vaughn I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. You can say that again, pal! To be somebody but themselves? Yeah, some have. You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. I'm just thinking of a joke. Director: Todd Phillips Writers: Todd Phillips, Scott Silver Cast: Joaquin Phoenix (Arthur Fleck \\ Joker), Robert De Niro (Murray Franklin), Zazie Beetz (Sophie Dumond), Frances Conroy (Penny Fleck), Brett Cullen (Thomas Wayne), Shea Whigham (Detective Burke), Bill Camp (Detective Garrity), Glenn Fleshler (Randall), Leigh Gill (Gary) Production Companies: BRON Studios (in association with) (as BRON Creative) Creative Wealth Media Finance DC Comics DC Entertainment Joint Effort Village Roadshow Pictures (in association with) Warner Bros. WarnerMedia #DC #Joker2019 #JokerDisclaimer of Copyright Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, fair use is permitted for purposes like criticism, commentary, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. How about you? But you should see somebody. Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was shot dead tonight in the live telecast of his program by one of his guests. Our team consists of experienced narrators, engineers, directors, editors, and reviewers. I know. I forgot to punch out. Even I didn't know if I really existed. A very powerful man. Jesus, she never told you? Ill tell you what you get, you get what you fucking deserve.\"Please like, share and subscribe.Visit our website: http://www.elementaltheatre.comVisit Tom's Youtube: http://www.youtube.co.uk/user/notttom D**n elves. I know it seems strange, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. All It Takes Is One Bad Day Here is the Iconic Monologue from the Joker in this monologue, The Joker believes hes won and proven that even the sanest person is only one bad day away from becoming like himself and now is trying to convince batman of the lunacy and dark side of human beings, and like all great villains monologues, he has a point. So when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I am telling the truth. (grabs her chin as she tries to turn away)C'mere, look at me. You sound like youre making excuses for killing those young men! Hyperventilating, collapsed Arthur Fleck : From the vanilla of Jimmy Fallon, to your grandma's favorite Craig Ferguson jokes, to the hilarity of Conan O'Brien, here's a carefully selected sampling of some of the best late night .